Well, here I am again with another outing we took in what may one day…
Category: creatures
Let’s Just Live in the Past
Plague times are gonna clear up…put on a happy face
That First Week
🎼One broken finger
Four pulled teeth🎶
🎵Two dead fish
And caaaase of streeeeep throat…🎼
Visiting Beasts
The inhuman screams from the zoo at night would be unceasing..
Black Thumbs and Fairy Poo
Secretly I’m dreading the idea that only one of their gardens will grow because that would mean the seeds sown on this day were really those of bitter, bitter jealousy.
Catawampus
The Golden Child.
Good Mourning
“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
Binx, your cat! I loved you and I died… I throw a cheese on my head now!”
Captain’s Log: Battle for the Cuisinart (The Cockroach War 2)
It was lightning quick diving back behind the stove, which I am convinced if we were to pull out would just be a wall teeming with mice and every breed of cockroach in some unholy, skittering orgy of filth and symbiosis.
Flutterbugs and Ladybirds
They keep knocking themselves to the bottom of the cage from trying to fly away and hitting themselves on the walls in the process. That didn’t seem healthy. I’ve had relationships like this.
Hermit Crabs: A Pet FOR LIFE
they need to be able to bury themselves in sand and substrate to safely molt, and there’s the threat of cannibalism if you fail to meet these criteria. And they are actually social…with each other. To a point. That point again being cannibalism.