“I believed in love once, my pretties, but sometimes you kiss a frog and get a snake shaped like a prince.”
Category: inherent creepiness
A Most Haunting Date Night
Is it bad photography or a stampede of ghosts? A HOST OF GHOSTS. You decide. (More believable than 100% of ghost hunting shows)
That First Week
🎼One broken finger
Four pulled teeth🎶
🎵Two dead fish
And caaaase of streeeeep throat…🎼
CAKE
The perfect cake.
Those Magic Moments
Taste the romance.
The Tooth Fairy is Dead. Long Live The Tooth Fairy.
When she was little, she used to believe that the Tooth Fairy collected teeth to eat them.
The Snowman
I’m so glad I discovered another holiday classic!
SMILE
Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it’s breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You’ll see the sun come shining through for you
Black Thumbs and Fairy Poo
Secretly I’m dreading the idea that only one of their gardens will grow because that would mean the seeds sown on this day were really those of bitter, bitter jealousy.
Keeping The Spark
if we skip the forced couplings and entrail whippings of ancient Rome, how then do we keep the magic going?