“Remember how dinosaur erotica was a thing a while ago and then it dried out?”
Category: Marriage
Husband Did It
I’ve got 400 hours of crime documentaries teaching me how not to get caught floating around my brain so would he please stop leaving gross bite marks in the cheese and use a knife like a civilized human being?!
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Keeping The Spark
if we skip the forced couplings and entrail whippings of ancient Rome, how then do we keep the magic going?
