Mark introduced the girls to Pokemon, or “Pokeyme” according to Lillian, who just loves that “yellow cat” show.
Since Violet came home , they’ve both been crawling around the house communicating only with, “Pika Pika! Pika PI! PIKACHUUU!!”. At various volumes. 
THANK YOU HUSBAND FACE.
Two hours later, I suggested they take a break from the Pikachu.
For the last hour, Violet has been leaping around putting her fists on her hips and declaring, “I’M SUPERHERO CAT!”. Superhero Cat has her own intro music (“da da da DAHHH!“) and a small toddler sidekick…who is calling herself, “Superhewwo Cat!” and who comes with a plush green blanket cape.
Superhero Cat boldly tells me that she is there to help with any problems. I tell her that the house is SUPER messy and I could use some help cleaning up. Superhero Cat tells me that she only helps with *emergencies* and bounds away.
Superhero Cat is useless.
