Spoiler Alert: Nightmare on Elm Street is nothing like Thundercats.
Sticks and Stones
If you have children, and those children have bones, then you may find this post relevant.
SMILE
Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it’s breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you’ll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You’ll see the sun come shining through for you
Black Thumbs and Fairy Poo
Secretly I’m dreading the idea that only one of their gardens will grow because that would mean the seeds sown on this day were really those of bitter, bitter jealousy.
Feedback
“Remember how dinosaur erotica was a thing a while ago and then it dried out?”
The Days Are Long
My schedule is pretty bizarre. I stay up quite late to work on the things…
Changeling
The “willful” child.
Husband Did It
I’ve got 400 hours of crime documentaries teaching me how not to get caught floating around my brain so would he please stop leaving gross bite marks in the cheese and use a knife like a civilized human being?!
Catawampus
The Golden Child.
Epidemic
alas, we haven’t the fortune required to flee society.