This Average Family

 

Me: Mother of Goblins. Writer of things. Chaos-Minder. Lunatic. 

 

And Mine:

Violet the Elder Child. Bat Expert. Cat Enthusiast.  Art Maker. Minecrafter. Future Inventor of Robots

 

Lillian, the Unstable. Petit Viking. Part-time Nightmare Monkey and Performance Artist. Virtuoso Twirler.

 

Mark, the Ever-Gaming. Husband Face (FORMER). Father of Fairies. Keeper of the Tech(FORMER). Remover of Spiders (FORMER). Griller of Foods(FORMER).   Retired Oontz Bringer. Photogenic Photographer (FORMER).